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We stood aghast, transfixed by the mental image.
"A moose? Astonishing!" I exclaimed. "What Bullwinklelian malevolence
has befallen the colonel's daughter?
"Indeed," is all that Holmes could say. Then, he looked at us in
embarrassment. "And here I am at a disadvantage: I left my magnifying
glass in my other vest." He seemed to shake with frustration. "Alas,"
he added, "even my moosestalker is hanging in my closet back at the
flat."
"Whatever shall we do, Mr. Holmes?" the colonel implored.
"Now, gentlemen, I only have two statements to make," Holmes
began, "Firstly, WATCH WHERE YOU STEP! Moose, you know. Secondly, all
we can do for the moment is return to the colonel's mansion...for a
conference. Oh, by the way, Motherspaw," Holmes added, "be a good
chap and bring along that piece of phosphorescent antler caught in
that tree. Thank you. Come along, Watson."
When we were beyond earshot of the colonel, hurrying toward the
building, Holmes leaned close to me. "Say nothing yet of what you
have seen at the house, Watson. I believe it is all tied in with the
colonel's case. Besides," he said adamantly, "the colonel is high-
strung enough about his current predicament, and further revelations
about his domicile would possibly drive him over the brink."
I protested, "But, what of the strange events on the roof? Do we
not owe it to him to warn him of the danger?"
All he would say is "Bear in mind the fact that smoke from a
chimney can restrict a healthy flow of oxygen to the brain. It is
quite capable of creating illusions and visions. I should know. Now
quiet. Here comes Motherspaw."
At this time, we had entered the front door and were on our way to
the sitting room. The colonel was catching up to us.
We entered the room and headed straight for the chairs by the
hearth. We could hear Motherspaw panting behind us.
Composing ourselves as best as we could, Holmes and I took
comfortable positions before the fireplace.
Holmes sat back and smiled inscrutably. He said, "Ah, colonel! Come
join us."
After listening to my comment about "Why? Did we come apart?" and
frowning, Holmes motioned for Motherspaw to sit by the fireplace with
us and engage in a frank conversation about his situation.
I reminded Holmes that the colonel's first name was not "Frank,"
and he took note of it for future reference. Holmes continued in a
grave fashion.
"No, gentlemen," the great detective declared, "I believe our
direction to the colonel's telling mystery lies back in that quite
singular note which he had copied before." Motherspaw said nary a
word. I remained at sixes and sevens. Indeed, yes, my watch had
stopped.
"Hmmmm," Holmes thought out loud, picking up and perusing the
copied missive again. By coincidence, it had lain in the exact spot
where the colonel had left it the day before. "Tell me, colonel, does
the phrase 'rights langur' suggest anything to you?" The colonel,
somewhat taken aback by this abrupt question, said no, it was just
childish nonsense to him.
"But, in point of fact," Holmes persisted, his demeanor changing
dramatically while he rose up to his full height, "is it not true
that there existed a Tibetan gentleman of your acquaintance in the
brigade you were assigned back in Balaklava?"
The effect was lost on the colonel who was as dense as one of
Moriarty's asteroids; nevertheless, his eyes suddenly brightened, "Ah
yes, quite so, old chap! There may have been an individual of that
persuasion. But, I can not remember a name at the moment."
Holmes insisted that Motherspaw look at the note again and re-read
the last phrase again...but backwards. The colonel looked at my
friend in wide-eyed discovery. "Of course, of course" he said, "I
served with a such a fellow cohort --- a major, I believe -- by the
name of Rugnal Sthgir."
"Of course!" reiterated Holmes in triumph.
"But, Holmes," I queried. "Is that a Tibetan name?"
"Really, Watson," the man admonished. "Perhaps you've read my
monograph on the 1,397 variations of names in the Tibetan region?"
I suddenly realized my mistake in asking the question.
"When I realized the connection with Tibet," he continued
incorrigibly, "I immediately recognized the inflections as a form of
southern dialect. From the Shangri-La region, to be precise. It was
elementary, really."
"Yes," I mumbled, "how absurdly simple."
Seeing where Holmes was heading with this new string of
investigation, I boldly got up and stepped forward with my chance to
show Holmes my command of his method: "Yes, colonel" I said, also
rising to my full height (albeit shorter and less
dramatically), "perhaps you should tell us MORE about Baklava!"
"Well," he said slowly," it's a Greek pastry made of honey and
nuts..."
"No, no, no, Watson!" Holmes interjected impatiently, "don't you
mean BALAKLAVA?"
"Sorry, old boy," I said to Holmes, sheepishly, "I guess I'm a
little hungry." Holmes motioned me to go on, anyway. I continued my
queries of Colonel Motherspaw.
"Now, what can you tell us about the private."
"SIR!" the colonel exclaimed suddenly," I'm British! We don't talk
about our privates!"
Holmes mildly interjected: "No, colonel. He means the private that
was killed while searching for wildflowers. You remember, the
incident that was covered up by your brigade?"
"Oh, THAT," he said with some relief.
"Yes, colonel," I added, "tell us, who was your commanding officer?"
Colonel Motherspaw nonchalantly said, "That would be a man named
Moran."
"What!" Holmes leaped for the ceiling, but I had it
reserved. "MORAN? Colonel Sebastian Moran?!?"
"No, no," the colonel quickly corrected, a bit confused, "GENERAL
Moran. General 'Stoke' Moran."
Holmes calmed a bit. The room became so quiet you could hear a
syringe drop. Then, he said, "Tell us more about 'Stoke' Moran."
"Nothing much to tell," the colonel shrugged. "I remember he was an
older, greying man. With blotches."
"Blotches?"
"Yes," the man shivered involuntarily, "reminded me of lichen.
Anyway, he called us together and forced us all to go along with
his...scheme."
Holmes interrupted. As usual. "Hmmm. Perhaps we should take another
look at these stick figures found about your person. Now that I see
this matter in a new light, these characters are becoming more
important. Now, these drawings seem to be in some sort of progressive
order. Like a story unfolding. Tell me, colonel. How many of these
are on your person?"
"SIR!"
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